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Ask Peppermint Patty how long it took her to get off that waterbed. And was she as “seasick” as Snoopy when she did get off? And who put Snoopy on the waterbed in the first place? Talk about good workplace environments.
Once upon a time there was an old farmer who had worked his crops for many years. One day his horse ran away. Upon hearing the news, his neighbors came to visit. “Such bad luck,” they said sympathetically.
“Maybe,” the farmer replied.
The next morning the horse returned, bringing with it three other wild horses. “How wonderful,” the neighbors exclaimed.
“Maybe,” replied the old man.
The following day, his son tried to ride one of the untamed horses, was thrown, and broke his leg. The neighbors again came to offer their sympathy on his misfortune.
“Maybe,” answered the farmer.
The day after, military officials came to the village to draft young men into the army. Seeing that the son’s leg was broken, they passed him by. The neighbors congratulated the farmer on how well things had turned out.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
sure they do
Baarorso about 3 years ago
Peppermint Patty didn’t even vet Snoopy to see if he had the proper qualifications.
angelolady Premium Member about 3 years ago
There’s one about the farmer, the lawyer and his 2 friends, and the pig that I can almost recall.
monkeysky about 3 years ago
Does anyone know this joke? I don’t have a case coming up, but it’d be good to know in advance
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ask Peppermint Patty how long it took her to get off that waterbed. And was she as “seasick” as Snoopy when she did get off? And who put Snoopy on the waterbed in the first place? Talk about good workplace environments.
mrcooncat about 3 years ago
PP would counter with the one about the Farmer’s daugher & the dastardly salesman … you’d lose Snoopy.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
PP vs. The World-Famous Attorney? That would be an interesting court case!
Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Once upon a time there was an old farmer who had worked his crops for many years. One day his horse ran away. Upon hearing the news, his neighbors came to visit. “Such bad luck,” they said sympathetically.
“Maybe,” the farmer replied.
The next morning the horse returned, bringing with it three other wild horses. “How wonderful,” the neighbors exclaimed.
“Maybe,” replied the old man.
The following day, his son tried to ride one of the untamed horses, was thrown, and broke his leg. The neighbors again came to offer their sympathy on his misfortune.
“Maybe,” answered the farmer.
The day after, military officials came to the village to draft young men into the army. Seeing that the son’s leg was broken, they passed him by. The neighbors congratulated the farmer on how well things had turned out.
“Maybe,” said the farmer.
—Zen Parable
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
In Cleveland, its a love story about piglygamy.
dflak about 3 years ago
The first thing they teach in law school is never to ask a question that you do not already know the answer to.
Ellis97 about 3 years ago
Can you imagine Snoopy attending law school?
Darryl Heine about 3 years ago
By the way, did Peppermint Patty ever get her furniture and TV set back?
preacherman Premium Member about 3 years ago
I looked up that joke and other than getting the jury and/or judge on your side, I don’t see how it fits Snoop’s case.
gantech about 3 years ago
And the judge rolls his eyes and says, “Not that one again..”
jrankin1959 about 3 years ago
And you would know this… how?
Decepticomic about 3 years ago
Send her a bill, and you’ll be wearing that dog house.
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
This answers my question, which was, did anyone ever tell Snoopy, why he was at Patty’s house ?
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Do that, Snoopy, and you’ll be in the doghouse…wait, you already are! :D
knight1192a about 3 years ago
Tell them how she stuck you on a waterbed that was tossing you about so badly most of the night that you had no idea where you were or who you were.
198.23.5.11 about 3 years ago
A fat lady knocks on the front door of a farmhouse,The farmer comes out and she says—-
“I’m sorry,but I ran over one of your hogs with my car.But I want you to know I’m willing to replace it”.