Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 13, 2022

Maybe you could keep the car in the closet…..

You could have got a car with mink seat covers.

This joke is older than God’s grandfather…I’ve seen it many times in comic strips over the years.

Can’t imagine the ‘Senator’ being married—wouldn’t think he could stand long enough for the ceremony ! ! ! !

He compromised by giving her a coat made from the pelts of the animals he ran over with his new car.

I suppose that’s better than buying the car and wearing it…

A friend of mine use to wear a full length fur coat in winter.

Getting into an elevator a CBS one day a woman said to her “Do you know how many rabbits died to make that?”“I’m five foot three, you do the math.”it ended the conversation.

for the best, if you wear it in public the activists will attack you

Better than leaving the car in the closet.

Is it (that coat) still on the rabbit?

She wanted a Cadillac, he wanted a pickup truck so they bought a Cadillac pickup and neither are happy. It’s not enough luxury and not enough truck. It’s the mermaid dilemma, not enough woman to love and not enough fish to eat.

Nah, he could afford both due to all those Mega-corporations giving him “campaign contributions” AKA bribes-that Congress legalized

Buy her the coat after she witnesses the minks being killed. It’s bloodless, but very unpleasant. Especially if you or someone you know has had a colonoscopy.

Who says politicians can’t compromise any more.