Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 31, 2021

At least RJ has a purpose, which is more than Verne has.

You know it’s bad when the twinkie talks back

What’s wrong with self preservation? ;-)

Happy New Year !

RJ does not see his consumption of Twinkies as self-destructive.

Give RJ a break, Verne. He’s a raccoon. What’s he got? Two or three years?

I guess they taste better than embalming fluid.

There were a couple of fun episodes of Ologies on Racoonns this month.https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ologies-with-alie-ward/id1278815517

They’ve found that bodies are decaying slower than they use to because of the food. It used to take around 20 years for a body to go down to bones, now it’s about 24

So even if the preservatives kill you with cancer, at least they will preserve your corpse…

today’s twinkies don’t taste like the twinkies i grew up on

without Vern RJ would know how good his life really is

A good friend and coworker of mine had heart bypass surgery a couple years prior. He brought his lunch to work one day and with his sandwiches and fruit, he had two twinkies. He was eating his lunch at his desk behind me, and I turned around and said “hey, put those twinkies down!” And he responded “Im putting them down as fast as I can!” as he shoved them down his throat. LOL LOL. We all laughed. He loved those stupid twinkies. And the discussions we would have about all Hostess products and Tastee Cakes and Little Debbies. Gotta talk about something in the workplace besides work!

I wish most of us thought life is about self-improvment. Weirdly, Vern is an optimist.

What he will end up with is a very well-preserved corpse.

Happy New years to all! Please be safe and be well! ;^)