bacon by Lonnie Millsap for December 22, 2021

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Call the pimple popper.

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    He’s become crabby?

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    O-k, well, I cannot get that image out my head.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It is normal to become a red giant just before it explodes.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s what she said!

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    cactusbob333  almost 3 years ago

    It started out as a runny nose but quickly became a runaway schnozz.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The ears and nose never stop growing!

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    LJZ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Rudy Needs to see Dr. Sandra Lee

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer had a humble and unlikely beginning. It was created in 1939 as a story book character to promote retailer Montgomery Ward’s Christmas offerings. The character became so popular that the song was was written for it in 1949 which became a Billboard #1 hit when recorded by singing cowboy Gene Autry.

    The idea of flying reindeer was of course conceived by Clement C. Moore in his poem,’ A Visit From St. Nicholas’ way back in 1823 but there were only eight of them.

    Thus, Montgomery Ward gave us the ninth which many purists consider to be sacrilege and downright annoying but we are stuck with it because kids embrace it.

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    buzzbomb711  over 2 years ago

    I did not know that. Thanks! Just like Santa Claus as we know it seemed to originate from a Coca Cola magazine ad. Ah, crass commercialism! We all love it.Rudolph needs a good maxilliofacial surgeon and probably an oncologist…

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