Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 21, 2021

What rhymes with ‘extra cheese’? Cheese Whiz or Please, though I doubt that is in Mittens vocabulary.

Extra cheese, sneeze, breeze, please, fleas, trees—the list goes on.

Mitty thinks with his stomach.

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house

Were tins of sardines and fresh fillet of mouse

“Visions of liver treats”

’Twas the night before Christmas, and Mitty was fancy,

Stumpy was nipped out and Fiona was prancy,

Drunk Patty stopped by with cheese nips galore,

and Earl, Filthy Hound snored away on the floor.

“Extra cheese,

With sausage, please. "

Great. Now I want some pizza.

Don’t forget the anchovies.

#extracheeseplease

monkey fleas.