The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 04, 2022

It would take a St Bernard to save that marriage!

A take-charge therapist!

Where is the “Dog Whisperer” when you need him?!

Now behave, doggoneit!

The therapist looks like a Scottie. Those must be Scotties in the tissue box on his desk.

wow, their relationship’s gone to the dogs…

A Poodle and a Hienz 57 always have their personal scrapes….

The husband keeps ending up in the doghouse.

I did a double take to make sure the brown dog’s foot isn’t in the tissue box.

And all she wants to do is sit at the window and Yip!

And he’s always at the neighbors house sniffing that b*#%h’s butt!

He should have known this wasn’t going to work, the first time she farted while he was sniffing butt.

Who’s a good dog here?

She rolls the paper under; He rolls the paper over…

And I found a human leg blow up doll in the closet.

Good one, Scott!

It appears they are dog tired of being married.

If he expects to get anywhere, he needs some treats on the desk as motivators.

No-one taught either of them to beg? Shake? Roll overt? Let’s start small, fetch the ball.