Someone felt the need to correct me on my Haiku, in that it was not 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. He’s right… it’s not correct and I know it. There’s no humor in 17 syllables, so I did it with 5 words, 7 words, 5 words.
It’s too bad about part of his left leg being chewed off by an angry badger, but that black candle is just going to get him in more trouble! Maybe Bleeb is behind the candle? :)
My father-in-law was better than any blood relative of mine. He made my visits extremely pleasant. Then he died and for the next decade I had to cope with my mother-in-law on those required visits. She gave me insight to the phrase “being driven to drink”.
Literally the quantity of my usual evening cocktail of the equivalent of one shot multiplied by 6-8 fold in one evening. Evening started about 3PM.
It wasn’t all bad because when I rummaged around the basement I had found a case of Hennessy Cognac that was his. Either the MiL did not know about it or forgot.
My budget at the time was either beer on sale or cheap rot gut. I toasted my FiL with fondness with every drink. About midway through the evening it did not matter what the MiL said or did.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
well. at least he knows what is bothering him!
jr1234 almost 3 years ago
Bleeb?
Dobie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A Haiku:
Mother-in-law visits wife
Cannot remain, urgent business away to attend
Chipotle, beer, beer, beer, beer
LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Dumb question for John – why is the caption in quotes? It isn’t being spoken by anyone in the panel, is it?
Technicholls almost 3 years ago
Anybody see Bleeb? What’s ‘Close To Home’ without the little guy?
Dobie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Someone felt the need to correct me on my Haiku, in that it was not 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. He’s right… it’s not correct and I know it. There’s no humor in 17 syllables, so I did it with 5 words, 7 words, 5 words.
IT’S A JOKE!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
MIL’s can be evil…ask me….been there, done that!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
So he has mommy issues?
geese28 almost 3 years ago
polka dot man needed this (for those who’ve seen Suicide Squad reboot)
spaceagesoul almost 3 years ago
That’s a good one, looks like a bat.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I don’t understand. Two women, each bringing him a slice of pie; one of whom might be his mother….and he goes all morose on them?
mandy052878 almost 3 years ago
Where is Bleeb?
jbduncan almost 3 years ago
I think that a lot of the time the man’s mother is the evil mother-in-law to protect sonny boy.
wongo almost 3 years ago
Your mother being chewed up by an angry badger! Snarf !
jscarff57 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My wife’s mother was a saint. Her step-mother, on the other hand…
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
I think I see a pattern here……
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
I think I see the problem, he has an Oedipus complex with his MIL.
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s too bad about part of his left leg being chewed off by an angry badger, but that black candle is just going to get him in more trouble! Maybe Bleeb is behind the candle? :)
scpandich almost 3 years ago
No Bleeb? :(
admiree2 almost 3 years ago
My father-in-law was better than any blood relative of mine. He made my visits extremely pleasant. Then he died and for the next decade I had to cope with my mother-in-law on those required visits. She gave me insight to the phrase “being driven to drink”.
Literally the quantity of my usual evening cocktail of the equivalent of one shot multiplied by 6-8 fold in one evening. Evening started about 3PM.
It wasn’t all bad because when I rummaged around the basement I had found a case of Hennessy Cognac that was his. Either the MiL did not know about it or forgot.My budget at the time was either beer on sale or cheap rot gut. I toasted my FiL with fondness with every drink. About midway through the evening it did not matter what the MiL said or did.