Garfield by Jim Davis for January 30, 2022

Garfield … SHARE ?!!! … Now that’s an oxymoron, if I ever heard one.

Just get 2 pizzas.

Poor Jon, he’s gonna get hit by 8 snowballs in the title card

Garfield wouldn’t know about “sharing” even if Sesame Street taught him.

Get a thesaurus, Jon, and maybe there’ll be a word Garfield can understand. Then again, how about just get a pizza for yourself and another for Garfield (and maybe a third one for Odie).

Garfield, for heavens sake, don’t be so picky, will ya!?!

It’s two pizza time – one is a decoy.

Well, he picked the word “Pizza”, didn’t he?

get two pizza, maybe garfield will let you have a slice

Share food? You gots to be kidding me.

By “sharing”, Jon means he gets the outside crust, Garfield gets everything else.

Title panel channeling “Elf”?

Love the title panel

I always asked for an anchovy pizza for the local pizza buffet I’d visit. No one else would touch it. (But Garfield probably LOVES anchovies)

Jon: You eat some of the pizza and I eat some of the pizza. Garfield: By “some”, you mean I get the majority of it?

Give up, Jon, Garfield doesn’t know the meaning of ‘share’, especially if food is involved.

“Share” and other similes are not in Garfield’s vocabulary.

One slice for Jon, seven slices for Garfield…

“Selfish” is a word Garfield knows.

you should eat half a pizza and I’ll eat the other half

there garfield goes again. hes trying to murder jon AGAIN. you all are so blind to his evil acts.

Garfield is a pizza…………..…….………..……………….a PIZZA work! LOL (like [peice of work] in case you did not get it LOL)Happy Sunday (more like Funday LOL) everyone

just consider it as you will be on a forced diet.

it’s how Garf keeps his figure

We’re talking about Garfield, so 5 pizzas are better!

At least it won’t be divided like Germany was in 1947.

Go out for pizza…

Sad……

I think the title panel is a rerun.

Cats know all words that benefit them.

Yeah, one for Garfield and one for Jon. Even though, knowing Garfield, he will just eat them both.