Monty by Jim Meddick for January 05, 2022

On the bright side, you now have an excuse to replace the hat and the pants.

Monty, when Cujo attacks and bites you, you’ll have a good case to sue Parker.

Oh, c’mon! Admit it! It’s ALL you, you delicious handsome guy!

Fleshy will destroy that dog in some really weird way.

My landlord, rest his soul, put our neighbor’s German Sheperd in the back yard. I came home unaware, and the dog comes at me, when ur 20 yrs. old, you go into combat mode, I picked up an old leather shoe that I hadsitting on the steps to my trailer house (trash), and hit the dog with it, I was so pissed, I grabbed the other shoeand chased him around the yard, then when he saw me coming, he would run & hide. The dog eventually dug under the fence and escaped, end of story. Moral of the story, Shoe the Dog.

That poor dog will be the one who gets punished in the long run while the owner will go scot free. (I know, I know it’s just a comic strip.)

Trying to figure out how the dog got his big snout through a little hole in the fence-weaving to grab Monty’s pants…. (I know; Cartoon Physics, right?)

A lawyer friend of mine once explained to me the actual legal principle of “Every dog gets one free bite.” Owners are supposed to keep so-called “vicious dogs” under restraint of some sort — leashed, fenced, muzzled, indoors, etc. But that only applies to vicious dogs. And how does one know that a dog is vicious? Only if it’s bitten someone.

Monty’s neighbour seems like a big jerk.

It was time to give those pants a rest anyway.

To be fair, Cujo knows that it’s improper to wear green pants after September.

Carry pepper spray. The stuff they sell for bears has a longer range so the killer hound does not have to be right up on you to get a good shot in.

Nice boxers. :)

Monty missed leg day this week.

He’s got a hypothesis which was just tested and failed.

Go, Cujo! Monty definitely needs to be taught a lesson, and to learn it well!