Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 21, 2022

Once he gets more comfortable, he’ll graduate to one ski and call it a snow board.

Difficult to steer. I see his wiping out up against a tree.

More like sledding than skiing…

Why go up in the first place, then?

As if he won’t falls down now.

“And the agony of defeat”………

Exactly the reason I quit skiing. I saw broken ankles in my future.

I don’t even want to think about what happens when he does the splits…

And they have air bags too.

With skis that wide, it’s awfully hard to turn.

I do not see this ending well.

Ski Flyer sets three mile record

It hurts my groin just to look at that!