Strange Brew by John Deering for January 06, 2022

There were 53 deaths from Mt. Saint Helens’ eruption May 18th, 1980. One of the victims was wearing a t-shirt that read “I Survived The Mount Saint Helens Eruption.”

To survive the so-called Big Bang you had to exist before the universe.

I live near a volcano and I promised my kids that if it blew I would try and make a very funny pose as I became encased in pyroclastic ash.

If that isn’t a bang for your buck, I don’t know what is!

in Theory.

i have a t-shirt that says….I survived “Rolling Rock night at Gabby’s Saloon”. does that count??

“I survived the giant asteroid,” referencing the one that wiped out the dinosaurs, would make a lot more sense.

Fish lips.

There’s always one in the crowd hawking his wares…

“And all I got is this lousy t-shirt”

The Yellowstone Supervolcano caldera is due any time now.

Us in a few years? The ones that survived, or didn’t?

…and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

I don’t know where I’m gonna go when the volcano blows.

Well … we still have alligators, crocodiles, and turtles (not to mention the monsters in the ocean, albeit not as big as they once were), so I would say they all deserve “I Survived the Big Bang” t-shirt too!

life didn’t exist until thirty million years after the big bang. how could there be survivors??

How about the Holocene extinction?