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The congregation of which I was pastor back in 1967-71 had initially held services on Sunday mornings in the local theater. Many were the jokes about that arrangement, akin to this WUMO joke. Well, after a while the congregation moved up in class by transferring to a dance studio. Whole new batch of jokes arose! At seminary we talked about “chancel-prancing,” and I often felt like doing some dance steps. Was greatly relieved when we finally moved into a new church building.
allen@home about 3 years ago
Go to the back of the theater you two. The stench must be terrible.
pathamil about 3 years ago
Clean-up on ̶a̶i̶s̶l̶e̶ row one…
WCraft about 3 years ago
Finally? So no one has been in that theater since 1993?
Alberta Oil about 3 years ago
I have seen “sticky” floors in those peep shows of old.. but never that bad in a theatre.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
I don’t do theaters….gross
jconnors3954 about 3 years ago
It’s not the theaters, it’s the clientele.
stamps about 3 years ago
And he goes to the bathroom where?
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, thankfully now you can just wait 3 months (or in some cases weeks) and you can rent the movie online and pocket the difference.
Chuck2Carol Premium Member about 3 years ago
The congregation of which I was pastor back in 1967-71 had initially held services on Sunday mornings in the local theater. Many were the jokes about that arrangement, akin to this WUMO joke. Well, after a while the congregation moved up in class by transferring to a dance studio. Whole new batch of jokes arose! At seminary we talked about “chancel-prancing,” and I often felt like doing some dance steps. Was greatly relieved when we finally moved into a new church building.
anomaly about 3 years ago
“Could you go to the concession stand for me?”