Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 15, 2022

The last time I was forty pounds lighter I was in sixth grade.

Looks like one of those depressed memories.

Well, now you don’t need as many covers.

Um..maybe that’s why my back hurts! My temperpedic is fifteen years old.

For your sake you better hope your mattress develops a serious case of amnesia.

He must have lost 40 lbs overnight.

Amnesia foam.

might be two “sleeping” in that spot.

I broke 100 lbs when I was a junior in hs.