Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 13, 2022

Multibotching.

Never mind, Horace! YOU are our comic world MESSiah!

Making best use of the domino effect.

Looks like Horace has the recipe for disaster.

The eyes coming from the dark behind the cabinet doors agree with you!! But they aren’t yet dead, so you have more work, Horace!!

Mule-titasking, eh.

It’s safe to let me use the microwave or toaster, sometimes the toaster oven

Only a handful of times a year that I venture beyond that, it’s better for everyone that way

Ten thousand hours of anything makes you an expert. This is career – level messing up.

hey, me too. :D

Multitasking is for robots!

Everyone has a place and a purpose. We just send Horace to work for the enemy.

The story of my life…

Now we’ll see how he can multi-task cleaning up this mess….HEY! Horace, get over here…..

Looks like Horace has a visitor from Scary Gary.

“Dilbert” invented “multi-shirking”, the ability to ignore multiple tasks simultaneously.

and is this where Melody comes in…?

Most people cannot multitask well. Generally those of the rarer higher IQ levels could. If you can learn to do it more power to you. You just have to divide your concentration and can’t forget anything and keep track of it all. Horace is just lazy.

This is me. The only thing I am good at making in the Kitchen, is a mess…