Once, at a pizza parlor, a family next to me had a kid—about one and a half years old—who started crying demonstratively at one point. It was a calculated cry, to get attention, more than anything else. But she quieted completely when I turned to her and said “I know how you feel, but at my age, I only get to scream on the inside.”
Bwingblue1 over 2 years ago
Now she’s starting to hear the light…
Katsuro Premium Member over 2 years ago
Once, at a pizza parlor, a family next to me had a kid—about one and a half years old—who started crying demonstratively at one point. It was a calculated cry, to get attention, more than anything else. But she quieted completely when I turned to her and said “I know how you feel, but at my age, I only get to scream on the inside.”
mountainclimber over 2 years ago
Instead of tax breaks for having kids, why not require expensive licenses before getting pregnant? Social engineering at its best?
Kroykali over 2 years ago
She is still not looking past the baby stage.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Never mess with the bedrooms…
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago
Great pun!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
Point made.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Whoa! Babies are cute when they smile and are having fun. Crying and pooping, not so much.