Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 09, 2022

@Linguist Today’s double strip are funny , in both our HERO Mr Andrew Capp show his street smarts :o) my avatar is a picture of a lady happy that it’s raining heavily like I am because it saves me having to water my front, and back gardens , mi son desolato ke lei e la vostra consorte non vi sentite bene, vi auguro un rapido benessere mio meno vecchio amichor , our Sunday should be a little busy but we will cope I hope we both are in a good mood , but no early morning drive no shopping or errands to run , just stay inside the house and stay hydrated and at 9.30 watch the Holy Mass celebrated by our Archbishop on television , get well soon and a bientot pal

Andy’s wallet and beer glass are both the same, always empty!

Looks like Fat Stan is as big a moocher as Capp!!

Get ready for another brawl.

Harry says he would loan Andy 20 quid!How long has Harry known Andy??

As I live on the U.S. West coast. I have no idea how far a £20 note will go in a Pub. Will it last Andy for the whole night?

Nope; Andy would have run into the pub to ‘share’ in Fat Stan’s newly ‘found’ luck….

“Until next Friday? What happens then?”

“I’ll ask you for another $20!”

Here’s what Andy needs: https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2022/01/09?ct=v&cti=1103780

Other than London(5 pounds) a pint cost about 4 pounds or about $5.25.

And some will say that competition is good.

I remember a classic, Andy asking Flo for the borry of a loan (as the “Pogo” folks said):

“I’ll pay yer back on Wednesday, pet.”

“C’mon, this is FLORRIE yer talkin’ to. WHICH Wednesday?”

Andy at least has the grace to blush at the readers…..

£20 gone & nonrefundable

My answer is I have no cash Andy. GOOD DAY SIR

Good way to deflect having to give money to Andy that you will never see again. As soon as I get my monthly paycheck, I pay all the monthly expenses and bills, and put a consistent amount of money into my retirement funds. When scroungers ask for money, I show them my bank balance and remind them that they have more money than me.

Looks like Andy isn’t the only moocher in town.

what a useless little shit

I once had a PT shift clearing ad copy with a guy that was angry when he learned someone in ad-sales had won a decent prize in the state lottery. He said “That was my ticket!” and he was serious … go figure, eh? … :/

Chalkie must counterfeit money. How can he afford to keep paying up two tabs – his and Andy’s?