Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 12, 2022

Never gonna be good enough. My wife always seems to find the three leaves I didn’t rake up…

Tony asked, about 9 hours ago

Know what I mean?

Yes. Therefore, I just cped yesterday’s QotD.

That was my mother – “And why haven’t you done the other thing I’ve told you to do (about 5 minutes ago) yet?”

Nope!!!

Oh No that wouldn’t be safe.

Yup!

You’re welcome……

Sometimes, there’s no pleasing people…

Well, it was the closest thing to stand upon. Did you expect him to scrape the floor or carpet with a ladder from the garage?

there is no way to please that woman!

So true

I can see why he installed the bug light. Hope it works, but it doesn’t seem like it.

Fortunately, my wife’s not like that at all. Before I refinished the kitchen cabinets the light over the sink was a small fluorescent tube behind a decorative trim piece that ran between the cabinets in front of the window. She wanted that trim piece gone so I took it out. She thought that was great, but ask me if I could put a light in the ceiling over the sink since the other light was gone. So after a few trips crawling around in the attic, running a wire, cutting a hole in the ceiling and installing a nice little flush mount light she was most appreciative.

When I was young enough to do such DIY projects the only things I refused to do was touch anything electrical or plumbing that was more involved than I knew how to handle. NOT going to kill myself, burn down the house or flood it to save a few $$$. That’s what pros are for.

Wow! Yes.

She is such a bitch!