The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 21, 2022

Wilberforce needs to get out and meet more kids.

As long as “Hurricane Hattie” is a Category-0 it might be OK! Anything higher and it will be a major disaster!!

/SHMIRK/

For a perfect evening, also invite Brutus’s mother-in-law.

Looks like the Hurricane has been downgraded to a tropical storm.

Hope Wilberforce didn’t misunderstand ‘merrier’ as marry her. Poor kid will be terrified of girls for a long time. Could be traumatic.

“The more the merrier!” Not said by the one paying haha

♫♪ Here’s the story of the Hurricane ♪♫

Way to go Wilberforce – smooge ya gal and old dad pays the bill. Love it.

Well I guess they don’t call here her “Hurricane” Hattie for nothing.

Or Eddie Haskel.

Wait until Wilberforce repeats to Hurricane Hattie exactly what Brutus said before they left to get pizza!

Her nickname tells it all. Has there ever been a good Hurricane outside of College Football. Less of one is definitely better. I would say, maybe next time……

I don’t know where Brutus gets this negativity about Hattie from. She’s a cute little girl with mini skirts and she loves to climb on the furniture. She can come over to my house anytime.

Do you get the feeling that Hurricane Hattie’s parents moved away a lone time ago and didn’t leave a forwarding address?

I’m with you, Brutus.

Hurricane Hattie – is that Hurricane Gussie’s kid?

It could have been worse. Wilberforce could have asked about bringing Mother Gargle along.