Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 19, 2022

O inglês é minha primeira língua.

I could care less.

Cor Crikey Blimey mate, it’s a real chuffty innit??

Tony asked, (surprise, surprise! – not) about 11 hours ago

Is English your first language?

Not really; that would be German.

Actually I speak American English!!! You know the slang version!!!

Sick of one and half a dozen others

Klingonese you Patak.

He’s come down with Malapropsis.

Tense correction, “WILL English be your first language?”

As he stands there stone faced!

He’s a rock.

A Norm Crosby in the making.

We need to nip this in the butt.

My favorite will always be “In a godda davita” (aka In the Garden of Eden).

And all this time I thought it was ‘granite’. See, you learn things from reading the comics.

nope – ’mercan

Not pacifically

Irregardless…