Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 26, 2022

Well, it was called cheese “wiz”.

Monkey denial rules – yeah he is weird.

And monkeys don’t have pockets either, Bucky!

I met someone involved with trying to develop spray pickle relish.

Perry Mason-jar.

There seems to be a lack of brain cells in that house.

No Satchel Monkeys just cut some cheese ;-)

I was going to say that nothing could be weirder than spray cheese, but “Pinkish” is right.

Seems Satchel’s cluelessness maybe weirder than spray cheese!

Spray cheese is no weirder than wine in a box.

Moonkeys are made of green cheese. Right??

We need a visit from Mac Manc McManx to put some sanity back into this nonsense.

They’re not monkeys. Chimpancheese are apes.

I was imagining aerosolized cheese, rather than cheese in a pressurized can. Aerosolized cheese could be weaponized.

“Is it not true that …” I think he found the loophole.

If the “not” is fluff, then the answer means the bath statement is false.If the “not” modifies “true”, the answer means the bath statement is true.

The only correct way to answer that form of question is something like: “Monkeys do not take baths in boiling pots of fish stock and onions.”

And with that final question, Satchel reinforces his “dumb as a box of rocks” title.

Conely has created a Muenster.