Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for January 22, 2022

I knew a guy who went to Vegas in a $50,000 car and came home in a $600,000 bus.

In Michigan we are now lucky enough to throw away our money from the comfort of our own home. My new, most hated, TV ads.

I knew a friend who went to Vegas…never heard from him again!

What do you expect? A spit spot in the desert of a railroad town, that was transformed by the Mob into a good time mecca with gambling, booze and prostitutes. We all know that the Mob is such a philanthropic organization. The Mob never got involved in anything were the odds were on the suckers side, and they knew that there were a plethora of suckers out there to fleece.

because I was broke…..

I think you can do that all in the same casino. Complimentary drinks, buffet extra.

I never was in Las Vegas, but I went to Atlantic City once on a casino sponsored bus. I never gambled but I came away with the $30 credit we each received to bet with, after cashing it in. I call that a win.

By now, I think I must own a chandelier at Caesar’s Palace