Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for January 13, 2022

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    GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The Canterville Ghost would be proud of you. :D

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    How much could new carpet be, anyway?

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    R.U. Kidding  almost 3 years ago

    What did you do to his hair in that last panel?

    It appears to have a life of its own.

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    goboboyd  almost 3 years ago

    Creatively spill red wine over the entire carpet. You might need a glass or two to lower your inhibition, er, enhance inspiration. All in commitment. Just remember, once you replace the carpet the room is off limits to all living beings. And the furniture now looks out of place. And the walls need a refresh… there goes your winter. And budget. Good thing it happened after the holidays.

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    greenlynn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “…have you went over…(sic)” My grammar police radar is going nuts!

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    MissyTiger  almost 3 years ago

    Spill additional colors around the room, so it’s an abstract work of art.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I spilled a bottle of black ink once and tried to clean it with a carpet steamer. I ended up setting the stain instead. I’m so glad my roommate, the owner, didn’t get mad or even slightly upset.. I was making signs to help the strata.

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    kd1sq Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I have a feeling that Amanda’s household is a lot like ours. Ever since my wife and I met things have always been interesting and completely chaotic.

    I’m the one who likes everything in it’s place and to be able to find things when I need them. OTOH my wife dashes madly through things scattering them everywhere – so to speak – and loses them. Including my stuff. Especially any interesting tools.

    She never says that she lost something of mine, always that she “know(s) where it is, she just has to find it!”

    Then there’s the supporting cast of four cats and two dogs (one of whom is named Pongo McNasty – the most fartaceous dog I have ever known. He can contaminate an entire floor of the house at a single toot.)

    Sometimes I miss those days of peace and quiet but I’d never change her. It’s what makes her what she is.

    I do sometimes speculate as to what Dan may think in quieter moments…

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    Mr. Impatient  almost 3 years ago

    Put a throw rug over it.

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