Monty by Jim Meddick for February 20, 2022

Or as it’s properly called in a horror film, “surrounded sound”.

You’re surrounded

Good artwork.

Great artwork, Mr. Meddick!

What’s that in the end? The Silence of the Lamps?

These days I can get all the “horror fix” I need from reading the headlines.

We had that when it first came out. Set a speaker off in a corner of a room. The sound of Horses galloping away would first come out of the console (yup, it was almost 3 decades ago) and then switch to the surround sound speaker as the sound faded into the distance.

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

I would recommend just not watching

This is one reason I don’t care for horror movies. Too scary!

Susceptible Monty is not psychologically mature enough to watch horror films without destroying some or all of his home.

But he is right about one thing: don’t go into the basement!