Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 26, 2022

In Lewis County, Washington, there is a shopping center called as Yard Birds; has a big bird statue on the property which is just for decoration.

Agreed Alice, then what? Food Pyramid is not gonna open their gates…

LOL Trojan cow!! It turned out cute.

In the small town where I grew up, just going to the shops would often get you into the paper. Above the fold on a slow day, too!

Their chance of making the paper is 100%. They’re sure to be spotted trying to milk the attention.

Dill is wearing his multi purpose hat. Dill to Mars!

Frightening that Dill’s brothers don’t have a specific plan beyond that. If they start improvising, there will be more trouble!

Milk promotion?

Sure – that’ll happen. Cart boys will see a giant, wooden cow on wheels and roll it inside thinking it is a new type of cart. And, of course, no one will notice the trap door underneath.

“Food Pyramid.” Snerk.

I would have preferred a trojan moose.

Hope it works better than Monty Python’s Trojan Rabbit.

And Dill can herd shopping carts

It’s be funny if the trap door was under the tail.

The Trojan horse is actually a myth.

Wow! I can see it now. The Trojan Cow, page one of the local press, with the most awaited photojournalism of the year, Dill’s brothers, seen publicly for the first time!

Oh, how I wish!