Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 25, 2022

This can truly “amaize” fans.

Go find your own field right round the CORNer!

I wouldn’t be bad mouthing those kids if i were you guys. All you have is a baseball. Those kids have a pitchfork and a sickle.

I still remember that one kid who was yelling, “We have your woman” – - that was hilarious !

Question: Is that how dense a real cornfield gets? I do not recall ever seeing a field with the stalks so close together.

Those kids had their claim to the place long before you guys were even conceived.

The corn seems extra tall, so “Is this heaven?”

“No, It’s Iowa (I-O-Way) – that’s where the tall corn grows.”

Corney joke!

You built it, and they come!

I knews there’d be corny puns.

….. I’d watch it.

Where is their corn colored hair?

Are baseball players professional athletes? look at those bellies.

There’s plenty of corn to go around. Just play nice and share.

And then Billy Mumy shows up and says: It’s my field and anyone that disagrees with me gets wished into a corn field!

That’s a freaky mashup. Malachai from COTC movie creeped me out.

If you kill it, they will come.

this must be one o’ them cornball movies…

This is really clever – I love it!