Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 23, 2022

It takes a pillage to raise a Viking.

Vikings had pockets?? Who knew? Plus, if you store an unsheathed knife in your pocket, you better not sit down suddenly!

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“Isn’t that her job?”

Start ducking…..

Could have been worse. Kleenex.

Yeah, just no. Never would have been pockets full of sharps. Vikings got more brains than that. Just ask Green Bay.

i did the laundry and found a penny in the machine. do you think i’ll get arrested for money laundering???

Like they say…it takes a pillage

No! No! No! Shirt on over the head before donning the horned helmet.

If she has to keep reminding him, it seems he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Children’s laundry is the worst, all kinds of things end up in there that don’t belong

I missed a pull up diaper in my step daughters laundry once, not a mistake I want to make again

3-4 more times should do it.

But look at how many polishing cloths you have now!

If he keeps those in his pockets, I don’t see how he can walk without slicing up his legs and thighs…

I just wanna know what that basket is made of?

My wife is always throwing clothes with used tissues into the laundry, which come out nicely shredded and tossed after a spin in the dryer. Ugh