The Barn by Ralph Hagen for January 27, 2022

I found Alberta to be cold 99% of the time.

Boy, that’s a lot of coldness.

I’m giving Rory the cold shoulder this morning.

I’m switching to Rory weather forecasts; save some time.

As I type this, it is around 7AM and it is -26 F (-32 C). Yeah…it’s cold Rory, so what else is new?/s

Poor Karl! He’s freezing his berribbits off! Kory seems fine with his wooly coat.

A take on George Carlin? "“Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.”

That’s what Rory gets for being a comic character in Canada, the Great White Frozen North (only for most of the year).

I had to laugh at one evening network news as it came on with “BREAKING NEWS! COLD WEATHER ACROSS THE NATION!”

Yeah, it’s called January.

“Y’all stay frosty out there!”

Entirely accurate for Cleveland Ohio.

Cold here in Washington DC, with a good chance of colder tonight. Followed by slightly warmer and snow.

Chicago is pretty chilly these days.

Winter is cold. Cold, cold, cold.