Garfield by Jim Davis for March 25, 2022

Did she send angry face emojis?

what did you do, Jon, to tick Liz off this time?

Better go over to Liz’s house and beg her forgiveness!

SUPER FUROUS

Give her flowers and chocolates.

Women, the masters of reverse psychology.

No,no,no,no,no Jon – she is mad about you!

And this is why I don’t get a girlfriend.

jon can read her mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He’s learning…….

Next time you play your accordion for Liz, don’t start off with the Too Fat Polka (a Frankie Yankovic favorite).

Yes ma’am No ma’am. I’m a man I’m wrong. I just don’t know how, so I’m covering my bases…..

Garfield is pretty self-absorbed even for a cat. If you have task him how your girlfriend is feeling, you know you’re extremely unobservant.

Any possible theories as to what crazy antics Jon did this time?

“Its not you its me”.. in reality its REALLY YOU.

“I’m not mad” quite often means “I feel hurt by something you did, or didn’t do”

Always tough when received as a text – no voice tone or inflection. But the fact that it wasn’t accompanied by a smiley face emoji should’ve been a clue.

Must have given him the middle finger.

What did Jon did to make Liz mad

She’s FINE. Just FINE! And if you don’t know what you did, it’s not HER problem.

Spinoff strip for Garfield and Liz: The Fat And The Furious

I wish they would get married and have kids it would make for lots of new jokes

yeah ask that liar to forgive you.

Whatever happened to just sitting down and talking about your problems?

Is there a “begging and pleading for forgiveness” emoji on that phone?

Women don’t speak in riddles, they speak in opposites. Eg. if a woman says “Fine!” You know darn well nothing is fine.

It’s time for divorce

Usually.

Trying to converse with a woman you’re involved with through text? It never ends well. Ever.

Use that phone to open the biggest bouquet of roses they have, Jon.

I’m sure she is……….

Dare I ask what Jon managed to do this time…?

Oh yeah, you’re done for lol

Jon has an Apple phone, but Garfield probably has a lasagna phone

Sis: Warning: This is true but if you are a girl and you get this text, you don’t get this text