Close to Home by John McPherson for February 15, 2022

How many cigarettes is that?

Keep your fingers crossed you pick a “Get out of Jail Free” card.

the bank isn’t stocked with money but with smokes!

That sounds fun!

I certainly have no idea why Bleeb would be in there.

THAT is a game i wanna try

Who acts as banker?

They should be making their payments under the table.

I would enjoy playing conopoly.

The game ends when somebody robs the bank.

Bleebs waiting his turn to pass go and collect $200

You do NOT want to land on, “Dropped soap in shower, bend over and pick it up”

“Oooooh, I landed on chance. Let’s see what I get!”

Chance: Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

“Umm, we’re already in jail! Does that like… tear a hole on that space/time continuum thing?”

oh geez they still can land on jail. is that like free parking

Invent that. Pleeeeese!!

The future of the Trump family?

This game has a Trump Tower property that has an inflated ,watch out.

$75 for deodorant? Why – that’s robbery!

New cell mate has Secret Service protection…

Lemme guess you win “Conopoly” by flipping the table over, pull out a pair of Uzis and make off with the cash before the police catch you?

Markers, shoe, dog, race car, top hat and Bleeb.

Bleeb’s been hangin’ with the wrong crowd again.

I thought that, in prison, soap in a sock would be a more realistic solution!

Wouldn’t every property be " Jail"?

Themed Monopoly has always been a thing. It would’ve made more sense to call it “Prisonopoly”.