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Gary is pathetic and he knows it! Gary is pathetic and he knows it! He knows it, yes he does, he knows it, yes he does, and he’ll never ever ever be less glum!
[You add the music to these lyrics for the new Scary Gary theme song….]
billcor about 3 years ago
in another 100 yrs Gary will be a lump of blubber too weak to get out of his coffin
Gent about 3 years ago
Only pathetic losers uses fitness watches.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Gary needs to take urgent steps to improve! :D
hoagieman12 about 3 years ago
I love their little back step chats.
royq27 about 3 years ago
I would beat that just getting out of bed and wondering around trying to figure out what day it is.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Mental abuse…
Huckleberry Muhammad Premium Member about 3 years ago
And you’re a paragon of athletic eye candy, Leo.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 3 years ago
“… other than the fact that I flew around the rest of the time.”
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Gary is pathetic and he knows it! Gary is pathetic and he knows it! He knows it, yes he does, he knows it, yes he does, and he’ll never ever ever be less glum!
[You add the music to these lyrics for the new Scary Gary theme song….]