Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 01, 2022

Heesa need holes in the lid.

Dan, I think you just won first prize.

That is jarring.

Didn’t we see this on the Twilight Zone???

I’d give it back.

Set it over by the door.

If they were handing them out in Traffic, it could be Mason’s Freemason free mason Jar Jar jar.

Worst pun of the week!

World B. Free and James Mason, spokespeople.

DO NOT open that jar! Ever.

Gotta respect the commitment to the bit.

That Jar Jar jar is not big enough to hold even one Jar Jar…

That was a very long way to go for that gag

Taking puns to a new low…

As a Columbus Blue Jackets fan I have several blue Blue Jackets jackets!

Contrary to the name/instruction, they’re continuing to keep him captive.

probably should’ve put a lid on this one…

There really should be a thumbs-down button.

“Ex-squeeze me, but the mostest safest place for me is Gunga City.”