Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 28, 2022

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    Ida No  about 3 years ago

    “Now I want to die!”

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    bookworm0812  about 3 years ago

    “No need” doesn’t necessarily mean “not allowed” though, does it? I had a supervisor who literally, every day, wore a white dress shirt and tie. Even on Fridays, although he would wear sneakers on casual days.

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    ekw555  about 3 years ago

    I’ve always been fascinated with the people who equate “playing dress-up” with "being professional.

    it’s as if they have no idea what the phrase “empty suit” means.

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    Steve Dallas  about 3 years ago

    Maybe he likes wearing a tie.

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    bbbmorrell  about 3 years ago

    every one of us started as the first place winner in a race with 20 million competitors. On days when I just want to stay in bed, I wonder how slack the other 19,999,999 must have been.

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    amaneaux  about 3 years ago

    “And did you get the memo about the TPS reports?”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 3 years ago

    It takes thousands of sperm to break down the barriers to the egg for one to make contact.

    Kind of reminds me of the 5 season episode of Rick & Morty “Rickdependence Spray” concerning Morty discovering and insemination machine and spends lots of time with it. Then Rick brings the barrel of semen home for his project against CHUDS subterranean cannibal horse people. What is created are carnivorous gigantic floating sperm. You just have to see it.

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