Monty by Jim Meddick for February 08, 2022

You are going straight to Heck, Monty.

“Sorry, Father. The devil made me say that. Go ahead, ask him.”

Ventriloquism would have been a better approach. Followed by a sharp rebuke, “Shut your pie hole or I’ll take a torch to you”.

No doubt the priest is more concerned by that stream of letters than your snowman effigy, Monty!

You have to talk backwards to it.

Did hell just freeze over?

Oh great, talk about bad timing. No, sense in feeling guilty about venting how you feel, however, cursing is actually vague when one thinks about it. Besides that, he can just grab his carrots and put them back into his freezer.

Expect the priest to come back with reinforcements.

What did Monty do, that made the kids do that to him ?

Try to appreciate the effigy, Montague! There’s some good art there!

Cute dog.

You did authorize it, Monty. The padre knows it and so does God.

I thought it looked like Drew Carey .

Looks like the Vicar of Cheesequake may have to perform an exorcism! Start with some doggy-generated yellow snowdemon-staining….