Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 06, 2022

What? no one has the rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu?

When ever I hear Hot BloodedI think of a certain WKRP episide when Les has a date with Jenifer, but they’re all great classic rock.

Cure: Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

Doctor my eyes!

Somebody get me a doctor!

The Remedy is the experience…

Take “Comfortably Numb”. A very pessimistic song and make it funny. Good job!!!

Ring my friend; I said you’d call Dr. Robert.

If it’s supposed to be songs, I don’t know any of them. But I know tomatoes are from the nightshade family

Canadian RX..order some Love Potion #9.

Just as valid as WebMD

I woke up this mornin’ with the sundown shinin’ in

I found my mind in a brown paper bag within

Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in…!

♪ I don’t need no doctor, cuz I know what’s ailing me ♪

I feel that old weakness comin’ on strong every time I roll the dice.

DOCTOR ! Won’t you tell me what to take ? DOCTOR,to relieve this belly ache?…. Put the lime in the coconut and mix ‘em both up… put the lime in the coconut, and mix both together…put the lime in the coconut then you’ll feel better…

I want a new drug.