Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 07, 2022

“Alpo Sprite Habanoosa”?

Not gonna sound the same on a cell phone speaker.

Stronger than Doc’s?

It may be strong Adam, but can it suplex the coffee machine?

I might try it but it needs a better name, one I can pronounce

Wouldn’t matter; Adam would still fall asleep at the keyboard.

Will the Monolith appear and inspire Adam to a brilliance that will advance humankind?

NAH!!!

What animal did that pass through?

A half-hour tone poem?

Ferret poop coffee.

Go Gamecocks! (anybody get the reference?)

He reports all this to his son?

You know, after all these years I never knew the opening theme for 2001 Space Odessy was “Also(thus) Sprach Zarathustra”. Thanks Adam!

I wonder if it is anything like kopi luwek coffee from Indonesia.

It IS a very special occasion……

I see a trip to the ER in Adam’s future.

Alpo Sprite is not a welcome combination. Kal-Kan Coke failed for a reason!

No comment.

That’s the title after it went through Clayton’s spell-checker.

I just googled snefaputi and hubs and I were cracking up! Never seen that page before :)

Alpo What!? LOL!!!

I just found this out: What we call a coffee bean is actually the seeds of a cherry-like fruit. Coffee trees produce berries, called coffee cherries, that turn bright red when they are ripe and ready to pick. The fruit is found in clusters along the branches of the tree. … There is usually one coffee harvest per year.

Make sure it’s Deodato’s version:

https://youtu.be/RJKsp9_L24Q

Knowing Adam’s luck (and lack of intelligence), I’d expect him to send this amazing coffee flying all over the kitchen, as he’d be likely to apply just a little too much force when ripping open the package. But that would shorten this story arc considerably, so probably not.

But I am wondering how much coffee he got — his dialog seems to suggest that it’s a single bean.

Tune in tomorrow.

“I don’t have Zarathustra on my playlist; how about My mommy said not to put beans in my ears? "

Ah, the 2001 music. Or, to old-school pro wrestling fans, Ric Flair’s entrance music.

is that the coffee beans pooped out by some animal?