Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 12, 2022

PT Barnum tried to warn you

It just can’t compete with Doc Toon’s!

Maybe it just has a slow build.

Maybe too much dog vomit?:

It’s nice that Adam always has oranges on his table…

I told you! He has to run it through a cat.

Knew it

The son must know his Dad very well.

Soooo, it’s an acquired taste. I hate acquiring taste.

What’s the flavor? Gas, grass, or ass?

Time to order the “special, flavor-enhancing cup” from the same website.

yes you have

If we learn from our mistakes, why aren’t we all geniuses?

Sometimes that’s how coffee is, the aroma is much better than the taste.

Should’ve got the extended warranty.

This is the most reazonable possible concluzion to this insane story.

I think the special bean should have been called Snefapatuti. Could get another couple of days out of it.

Back to Doc’s World Famous

Possible anagrams of ‘snefaputi’ include ‘fiesta pun’, ‘paint fuse’, ‘pastie fun’, ‘peanuts if’, ‘supine fat’, ‘taupe fins’, ‘unfit apes’, ‘unfit peas’, ‘unsafe pit’ and ‘unsafe tip’. I’m not seeing anything obvious.

He’s been had by a bat.

That’s a shame — I was hoping it would turn him into Supercoffee Man, so he could have a superhero alter ego and fight crime (of course, the costume could be an issue; I’m not sure any of us would want to see him in spandex). But it would have taken the strip in a whole new direction.