In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 08, 2022

“Now go away or I will taunt thee a second time.”

They have arrows that can pierce stone. I’d be a little worried if i were you guys.

Here is the master

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

Today, they couldn’t sack their way out of a paper bag.

I fart in your general direction…

Use a French accent and it will be funny ala Monty Python!

“Battering ram? More like a battering PRAM!”

Hey batter batter batter

I was sitting in the next section at a Cleveland INDIANS game from a heckler. He had the loudest vocals I’ve ever heard….the whole stadium could hear his big mouth….Oy! He never shut his mouth the whole game!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! You silly English K-N-I-G-H-T-S.

There’s a neighborhood in San Diego, Normal Heights.

They’re really taking a chance being exposed like that. Look at how those arrows can pierce and stick into a stone wall!

“I fart in your general direction”

“I blow my nose at you…”

Ye funny Ben!

I’m sure they’ll get the point.

You needle us, we’ll arrow you