Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for February 06, 2022

“ The more you give … the more you live. Your happiness … is relative. … And if you’re feeling like crap … it’s time to face the fact … it’s your prerogative … to ‘B Positive!’”

O-Positively…

What’s on second and Tomorrow’s pitching.

I’m A-positive person. Really.

I used to always be positive (AB+) but they don’t want my blood they want my plasma and keep canceling my appointments.

Who’s on first syndrome

Is she Kregg’s friend’s mother? (see yesterday strip for reference). :)

OK, be negative then.

When my daughter was born, I looked at the sign over her bassinet. It had a big A and underneath it said negative. I asked a nurse -“A negative what?” She laughed and said “That’s her blood type – A-Negative.”

I guess she doesn’t watch the show. 8-)

I’m 10w40 low sulphur

On the baseball theme, Bill Klem was known as a rather imperious ump. He missed a call, and was getting ridden by the bench jockeys, and told them the next comment, he was throwing the guy out of the game. A rookie came up to pinch hit. Klem Asked his name, and in a small voice, the intimidated kid said “Boo”. Klem threw a fit, and tossed the kid.

The manager came out, and Klem had to reverse the ejection. Why? Kid was named Everett Booe.