The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 09, 2022

That’s very pesky.

Just leave them. I will pick them off myself.

Olives!! Will those olives be green or black?? Sliced or whole?? Decisions!! – Decisions!!

/SHMIRK/

I’d pick off the pepperoni and put on Italian sausage. Leave the olives.

They could not put olives on in the first place.

You’ll have to wait till the frozen pizza thaws before we can pick them off of your pizza. Wouldn’t want to ruin the aesthetic beauty of your pizza’s appearance. Might have to rearrange the entire topping of the work of art. There’s an additional service charge to pay our employee to stand around waiting for it to thaw.

Leave the olives, Brutus. Kewpie can help pick them off.

My favorite is pepperoni with black olives and bell pepper. Good stuff, Maynard.

never mind I’ll take em off myself… better yet, don’t bother putting the o;ives on at all! Wait, why do I have to be charged for something to be taking out, are you all that lazy? :\

They’ll pay you to pick it up. Soon, they’ll pay you to come in and cook it.

“I’d like an omelette – plain – and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. … Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven’t broken any rules.”

- Robert Eroica Dupea, Five Easy Pieces

I’d have to pick off all of those things! I like sausage and extra cheese on my pizza.

Growing up in an Italian neighborhood (all my neighbors had an “i” or “o” at the end of their last name), I am somewhat of a Pizza Snob. I doubt I would ever call Pesky Pete’s in the first place. The only pizza topping I like is Graziano Brothers Med-Hot or Hot Italian Sausage. All my friends laughed at the pale, blue eyed kid that sweat like crazy when he ate Italian.

Rut Roo – sounds like box prepared cardboard pizza from grocery store. Toss in microwave and nuke it. Actually I like black olives but not green ones. No martini for me.

In my case, it was somebody else’s pizza first – which is why I will never get delivery pizza.

A pizza scam!

Sounds like the special of the day is a prepackaged product.

That person must be a long lost relative……

Reminds me of something from my past…

Several of the group I ran around with had jobs at a local pizza place. We would sometimes pull up at the drive-up window about closing time and ask if they had made any pizzas that didn’t get picked up, and sometimes there were. Free pizza!

Sugar free, fat free gluten free..the more they take out, the more it costs.

How close do you live Brutus? Order two and I’ll trade my pepperoni for your olives.

Does anyone still say pizza pie?

Just wait until he gets it and it’s a chocolate pie with all that stuff on it…

While you’re at it, take off those pesky flies.

If a restaurant makes changes to their special, it is no longer their special, it’s your special, so they have a perfect right to charge more.

Happy National Pizza Day today! https://www.google.com/search?q=“national+pizza+day+february+9”

I once ordered a salad without cheese. I was told they would charge me to remove the cheese. I said I have to pay you first for cheese I don’t want and then again to remove it? I don’t remember how I got there, but I didn’t pay extra for the removal. The salads were not pre-made.

I’m pleased to report that at the restaurant where my wife and I ate dinner tonight, they did not charge extra when I asked them to put the dressing for my salad on the side.

i’ll have mine with extra cheese and anchovies…