Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 14, 2022

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    It can really pay to have a positive attitude.

    A “No” from each of them means “Yes” to him.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t talk with your mouth full.

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    He knew he was on a fool’s errand to begin with. But a conscience salved is a conscience saved.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    You may be on to something there.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    There’s a method to Bung’s madness.

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 3 years ago

    Sharing?! What’s in it for me?

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Unfortunately with my type II Diabetes, I’ve been off of chocolates for years now.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He wasn’t even trying with that last one.

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    Happy Valentine’s Day to those who celebrate it…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Being a “Valentine” isn’t a commitment. It’s an excuse. Use it or lose it.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Even when’s he’s sober, they shun his advances…

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    If this is the holiday for couples, why isn’t there a holiday for singles?

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    I always get myself chocolates so I’m sure to get the kinds I like.

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    HIPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Next, order two drinks…

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Too bad. The ladies are bountifully filled!

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 3 years ago

    Ah yes. Time to get the diabetes and cavities off the charts again.

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    edeloriea14  almost 3 years ago

    They may not be into you, Bung, but there’s more chocolate for you!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Works for me.

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