Well, if he dies suddenly, he can be sure someone will attend the funeral. As a young GI one of the guys muttered that he’d like to go to the Drill Sergeants funeral just to relieve himself on the grave. His buddy told him to forget it. I never want to stand in line again.
In a way she’s very thoughtful. She must have to put it on her calendar, right? Sometimes around, oh, February 8th. “Mail Monty Anti-VDay Card. Crap! Go to Michaels to buy more glitter.”
lavender headgear about 3 years ago
Laura sounds hot.
Enter.Name.Here about 3 years ago
“Ahhhh. She remembered …..”
Jayalexander about 3 years ago
Well, if he dies suddenly, he can be sure someone will attend the funeral. As a young GI one of the guys muttered that he’d like to go to the Drill Sergeants funeral just to relieve himself on the grave. His buddy told him to forget it. I never want to stand in line again.
Dirty Dragon about 3 years ago
“She still has feelings for me!”
Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago
She sounds like a sick stalker.
johndifool about 3 years ago
The lady doth protest a bit too much methinks…
Todd In Newton about 3 years ago
In a way she’s very thoughtful. She must have to put it on her calendar, right? Sometimes around, oh, February 8th. “Mail Monty Anti-VDay Card. Crap! Go to Michaels to buy more glitter.”
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 3 years ago
That does seem like the only good reazon to put glitter in a greeting card.
F-Flash about 3 years ago
Monty’s reply, "Thank you for the “VD” card, the glitter made it special.
Snolep about 3 years ago
Monty had a girlfriend?
Clotty Peristalt about 3 years ago
I was hoping it might have been from Loco Ono.
FassEddie about 3 years ago
She’s obsessed. She’s pain wrapped in a Hallmark hearted homily.
Mythfan Premium Member about 3 years ago
So she sends Monty a glitter loaded valentine every year, and he still mindlessly opens it over the carpet.
WCraft about 3 years ago
And the candy is carob bean and brown-rice paste sweetened with fermented lemon-grass.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
She’s goooood. :)
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Forget her Monty, she sounds like true bitch, and I mean a bitch with a capital B.
AndrewSihler about 3 years ago
‘Sfunny, I don’t think of Montahue as a neatnick.
Impkins Premium Member about 3 years ago
Cool effect in panel two. I’d leave the glitter on the carpet! :)
braindead Premium Member about 3 years ago
You’d think Monty would remember to open it over the waste bin, at least after a few years.
william christman about 3 years ago
glitter = craft herpes
Gary Elmore about 3 years ago
What happened to Sunday’s comic?
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Glitterama in Monty’s house!
Have we ever met Laura? (I don’t think so….)