Close to Home by John McPherson for March 04, 2022

I wonder if she relaxes by nitting?

A relative of Bleeb…???

Most critics say the book is terrible – it’s really lousy.

Good thing Bleeb doesn’t have any hair to infest.

Ewww!

Okay, so here I am. The stinking louse has more hair that I do. I’m going back to bed and try to dream young.

This excludes Bleeb of course!

Big fleas have little fleas, Upon their backs to bite ’em, And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so, ad infinitum. — Augustus De Morgan

So, there may be an advantage to going bald!

“Seriously…now don’t freak out, but there is a weird bug in the Living Room! And there’s also sump’n sitting in my chair!”

—ZING!! Sorry Bleeb, but the bug gag was all the humor I could dig up this morning!—

…what?!… you don’t have to nag me, I know he’s not a bug! That’s part of the gag…

… is this thing still on? Crap!

For the home and garden variety she can check out the flea market hehe

“Doc; I got spots down there…and them spots is movin’.”

I may be nit-picking, but the puns today seem lousyer than usual.

Have a lice day!

Shouldn’t Paula Dean or Oprah be on the cover?

one louse two lice. why not one house two hice?