The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 15, 2022

Keep your head Mort, you might take it in the neck’

Better get outta there quickly, pal.

Get the Thousand Island out. I’m Dressing for dinner.

‘To serve Man’, insect style?

I’ll bet she likes “The Legends of Sleepy Hollow” the Icabod Crane story!

she thinks he’s so sweet, she could just eat him right up…

She praying and preying for a delicious consume-ation of their union.

Actually, she preying for a good recipe…

“The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Melvin”

Arggh! Gruesome.

She’s trying to get in the mood…

Dude! Be careful! I hear she gets HUGE munchies after, well, you know…

Yeah, it’s smutty. So whadya gonna do, bite my head off?

She’s getting ideas, better hold off on the procreation for as long as you can.

Choose to be single and live longer.

She’s insatiable. You’re the appetizer.

“Heads up!”

Is “Melvin” a random choice of names, or an inside joke I’m missing ?

Run. Now.

That’s probably going to bug him. It’s nothing to lose his head over, though.