Herman by Jim Unger for February 14, 2022

Or win the lottery.

At least he avoided the old wait until you’re older cliche.

“Because I’m pregnant.”

I remember a friend of mine telling her daughter, “When you grow up, get married and have children – and you will do them in that order …”

Ah – young love – there’s nothing like it.

There’s the problem. Why does he have to get a job?

The bar has definitely fallen pretty low…..

Grandpa wanted his sons to graduate from high school, but he didn’t think they needed any further education, because they were “just going to farm”. He wanted his daughters to get education beyond high school because “they might have to support themselves”.

But why should we? You have room in your basement, free wi-fi, and Mom does the laundry!

Or on the dole?

" Why get jobs? We’re just gonna move in with you."

But I have my paper route.