Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 19, 2022

Nice to see that the owners take dog safety seriously.

You should have rolled in some roadkill.

It’s not the wagging, it’s the sniffing. There’s no question about who gets sniffed.

But you’re there right freaking NOW! Strike while the iron’s hot (so to speak)!

Tail wagging. . . Dog’s clearing the air before the first sniff

And he can’t just stop wagging now – otherwise they’ll know that he knows.

Kinda’ like when I first met my wife. We were at a Western Dance class and encouraged to find a partner while out on the dance floor. She made a bee line in my direction and thinking she was headed towards someone behind me I looked over my shoulder only to realize I was standing next to a wall. Not a joke. True story.

Naah. She’s wagging at both of ya.

And 35 years after graduating from high school it still hurts. Thanks speed bump. I don’t know Why I remember that and not how to calculate acceleration

Hate when that happens!

I don’t know why, but Wagamama just came to mind.

Dave draws great dogs

I think this brings back memories for most of us.. and not happy ones.

No need to worry. Unless she doesn’t take the ‘moment’ to sniff your butt. You might take it seriously then.

Husband to wife, “Honey did you ever try Five Guys?” Wife, smirkingly, " All at once, or, one at a time? "Husband, " I meant the restaurant! "

Try a quick save; stop and look up at your owner…

Life’s a bitch.