F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 14, 2022

I totally 1/2 heart you!

Dear Dan,

True love is knowing that there was supposed to be no “your half” to the chocolates.

True love is never having to say you are sorry, but saying it repeatedly anyway.

Dan must be a stoner

I think that half the comic strips in the world are doing an “I ate the chocolates” gag today.

of the chocolates is yours???

Well … at least he left a note. There’s nothing worse than a lover presenting that half-empty box with “chocolate breath”.

True love can recognize false “love”.

Ditch him. Someone that lacking in self restraint is a very poor prospect for a long term relationship.

♪ …true love ain’t too hard to see, don’t cry no tears around me…

or my chocolates…