Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 22, 2022

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    RAGs  almost 3 years ago

    Because you are asleep after you hit “Snooze”.

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    Because sleep feels better than exercise

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    Time dilates with motion. Or at least the perception of it does.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, answer him, don’t leave him hanging.

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    derdave969  almost 3 years ago

    The two minute warning can take 10 minutes. But 15 minutes at the mall can take hours.

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    dflak  almost 3 years ago

    This is why I exercise at 5 AM. I’m half way through it before I wake up.

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    pathamil  almost 3 years ago

    “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”

    —Albert Einstein

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    magicwalnut  almost 3 years ago

    Why? Because, obviously, they are1

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Worst pace scenario.

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    I need to be able to do cartoon exercises where I can hover indefinitely while griping about it.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Because time flies when you’re having fun.

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