Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 22, 2022

None of the flavor.

Alfred Yankovic spoofing Douglas Fieger one way or another?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxLaFJf9Jk

What a load of baloney.

Watch how it’s made: that’s really scary!

Truth in advertising. They said half the fat and half the salt… you get half a slice. I suspect that it wasn’t half the price, though.

But it fits better on the bread when you make sandwiches!

Does it bother anyone else that bologna is round and bread is square?

Ain’t it the truth.

Uh oh. That’s not good. She could easily eat his hand that way.

Is that a half slice?

Because it’s just half a slice!

No matter how you slice it, it still an oxymoron…..Healthy Bologna

This reminds me of the nutritional information on cookies..

..“Serving size 3 cookies.”

Really!? That is just a warm up for me! =^O

You found out their secret…..

Now half the calories, because it is only half a slice of bologna.

That bologna has a first name, it’s Osc—

Baloney!

Oh no, don’t give them any ideas. Ah, probably somebody has done something like this already.