969 was the exact age this guy lived to (gen 5:21-27). Can you imagine this guy as your great great great great great great….grandfather? “Back in my day we literally had to KILL for a fur coat. One in particular was the mastodon….”
Seems like every ancient skeleton found by archeologists is aged somewhere between infancy and about 50-60ish. I’m still waiting for them to find one that gets aged to 900, that would be news.
If that’s a turkey on the table, the bird was unknown in the Eastern Hemisphere back then. Plus, Methuselah never existed; he was just a myth, like Bacchus or Loki.
Baarorso almost 3 years ago
When he was born, history was taught on two stone tablets.;-D
eromlig almost 3 years ago
But who calls that livin’ when no gal would give in to no guy what’s…
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
You don’t look a decade over 300 Mathuse old boy!
RobinHood almost 3 years ago
How long has bleeb been bumping around?
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
Cake…Chicken….Not sure what that other pile of stuff is. UGH!!
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
The fire department is on standby.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
He was an ancestor of Noah held to have lived 969 yearsTime flew what they were having fun…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oddly enough, once he met someone who could count, he died in a few years.
HOTLOTUS1 almost 3 years ago
he doesn’t look a day over 250
geese28 almost 3 years ago
969 was the exact age this guy lived to (gen 5:21-27). Can you imagine this guy as your great great great great great great….grandfather? “Back in my day we literally had to KILL for a fur coat. One in particular was the mastodon….”
Spence12 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Who brings out the cake before the turkey (or whatever) is eaten?
Dobie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Wait… whaaat? 600? I’m not that old! Y’all just keep puttin’ the decimal in the wrong place or you leave it out altogether…
… and why is this cake on fire!?
Bob Blumenfeld almost 3 years ago
Imagine living to such an age and seeing hundreds of people you knew die.
skyriderwest almost 3 years ago
Oddly enough, even though Methuselah was the oldest person in recorded history, he died before his father Enoch did.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh sure, Mr. McPherson – take the easy way out and don’t draw the correct amount of candles!
oldchas almost 3 years ago
Seems like every ancient skeleton found by archeologists is aged somewhere between infancy and about 50-60ish. I’m still waiting for them to find one that gets aged to 900, that would be news.
po'dawg almost 3 years ago
Bleeb should have a field day with all those drafty togas.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Bleeb, careful which toga you look up.
mbrahms26 almost 3 years ago
If that’s a turkey on the table, the bird was unknown in the Eastern Hemisphere back then. Plus, Methuselah never existed; he was just a myth, like Bacchus or Loki.