Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 23, 2022

Werewolf, is not a good additive to soup.

That’ll put hair on your chest.

When he mentioned moon, I thought it might be the blue plate special…

Waiter, there’s a hair in my soup.

Down here on Miami Beach, the women on the beach don’t wear enough to cover their buttocks.

We call it “Moon over Miami”.

To ensure your safety while eating, a teeny weeny drop of Wolfsbane is put in your soup…..

Coulda been “Pant-Drop” soup… ☺

The waitresses wear hot pants, so if you want to see the full moon, just drop your napkin.

GESUNDHEIT …

Whoops … sorry, just a conditioned reflex …!

( bonus: for no particular reason, “There wolf” )

Sounds like a place I’d like to eat

Ah. Sounds delicious

At least it’s not a sneeze joke

soup that you can sink your teeth into…

with extra flies